Finally! Something I can believe in!
Get the fuck out!
Oh come on, just relax.
Nov 20
Nov 19
Take it from fucking Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
WALK LIKE A MAN!
Nothing is worth fucking anything if you can’t do it like a man. Fuck a weakass spring, put a FIRING FIVE MACHINE GUNS AT ONCE in your step.
Nov 12
WOWOWOWOWOW
Doing my daily rounds on the intarnet today, I found out that Blognigger completely cancelled the internet in one mindblowingly brilliant post. KILLIN’ IT! Link below bitches cool guys! Shit’s going to open in a new window.
Some other shit is also posted below. Just some shit I found on my phone’s memory card.
How this fat bitch can walk with such a swagger in pocketless, flared out jeans is beyond inexplicable, but I admire her for her ability to do it and not give a fuck about the giggling fag behind her taking a picture of her massive ass. Well done.
How this existed in my very, very small town without my knowing so completely baffles me.
Nov 11
BOOM! WHO’S THE CHAMPION NOW!?
Huge day! BIG BIG NEWS!
This news is so big THAT PUNY AND THEREFORE GAY LOWERCASE LETTERS CANNOT HANDLE IT!!!!
I DUNKED TODAY!!!
A thunderous, two-hander that rocked the very foundation of Midgaard itself! Today, I kissed Zeus on the mouth. Fuck it, I FRENCHED him and ALSO sucked his cock (no homo).
Nov 04
Republicans: you are fucking retarded, and now the electoral college dictates that this is so.
Nov 03
For crying out loud
I’m beyond psyched that erection day is tomorrow. As a suitable replacement for election day, I’ll be letting my cock make all the decisions tomorrow.
Oct 23
69
I wonder who the first guy who decided to have sex with another guy was thinking the first time.
