Plea to the fat girl in front of me today in lecture.
Listen, there are a few things that you, as a decent and respectable human being, should not do. One of those things is not coming to class if you’re gassy or holding back a vicious shit. The fact that you’re making me and the rest of the class (but especially me) inhale your anal gases makes me so irritated I could pus, and you’re ruining my day.
If I could write this in key scratches on the hood of your car, I would.
